I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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