I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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