Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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