She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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