Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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