im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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