it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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