bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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