Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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