I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
