I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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