i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my being single is dangerous.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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