fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell her she can't have a vagina
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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