She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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