Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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