Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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