I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
false alarm. still invincible.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
