i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The power of my boobs compel you
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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