But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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