Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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