i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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