so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
