im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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