Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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