at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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