North Korea, Best Korea!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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