ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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