that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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