Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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