C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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