I love black thongs
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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