Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
