She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
