It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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