So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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