She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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