found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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