Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
