He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am available for nakedness
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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