I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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