Christians are straight up FREAKS
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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