don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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