Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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