Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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