she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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