i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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