you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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