I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
zippers are such a cool invention
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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