i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I believe in your delicious
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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