Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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