I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Two words: blizzard sex
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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