So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
