this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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